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SMS Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still together...............................Who? Your bum cheeks!! At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS     Loading NOKIA PHONE VIRUS now...... Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked scared the shit out of you didn't it Gawd i have found two identical objects a perfect match! My ARSE and YOUR FACE     smart man + smart woman = romance... Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy... Dumb man + smart woman = affair... Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage!!!! UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!     UR CUTE UR SWEET UR NICE UR A STAR UR HONEST UR GOODLOOKING UR CARING UR GOOD UR GENTLE IN FACT UR JUST "LIKE ME"!! 1 message received 1 cool friend sent it 1 asshole is reading it 1 asshole is angry 1 cool friend is smiling 1 asshole is still reading it STUPID MUPPET!     ROSES R RED, VIOLETS R BLUE. THE HIGHER DA SKIRT, THE BETTER THE VIEW! Rememba when u need a fuck, i'll always b here 4 u. Bcoz FUCK = "FRIENDSHIP U CAN KEEP", so promise me dat we will fuck 4ever!     You'rE CutE CharminG CooL SmarT ClassY WittY AttractivE EndearinG So LovabLE ThaT WaS SenT 2 ME, JusT WanteD YOU 2 ReaD IT! You = Cute You = Sexy You = Intelligent You = delicious You = Sweet You = Perfect Me = Liar HA HA     Press down if u think IM da best.. I KNEW IT! Im 2 good wat can I say! still pressin?U must really love me! O stop it! Well,wot can i say? ;-) Piss the taking is someone that realise u that point this at is it. (Now read it backwards) !     Press down if u dont like me I cant believe u did that! & again? for Fuck sake! how rude why are you still doing it? STOP IT U CUNT! EVIL Bitch I L . . . . . . I Cant Say It I L O . . . . What Can I Do I L O V . . . Please Dont Be Angry I L O V E . . Dont Press Down I LOVE MY SELF     At 1st a little Nibble, Then a slow Lick & then a sensous Suck _______ CADBURY'S CREAM EGG! "HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS"? The NCHS Regrets to inform you that your birth was a mistake, could you please report to your local hospital to be put down!     It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the longer its in the stronger its gets. We can have it in bed, just u & me. ITS NOT WOT U THINK....... its a cup of tea! I'm at the Police Station.The police caught me & filed a case against me 4 "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" I'm doomed! NEED SOMEONE UGLY 2 BAIL ME OUT; So HURRY UP!     I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing! There was once a genie who came and asked "Name ur wish", U asked "Make me Gorgeous", Genie replied "I grant wishes not fucking miracles"     U picked me up,u took me home,u put ur hands around my waist,u took off my top,den u put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI. R U worried about missing work or being late, we have a deal 4 U. Travel with Bin Ladin Airlines & we will fly U str8 in2 Ur office!